Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Wednesday is the new Friday (this week)
How editors pass the time in the office kitchen:
Every time HR slaps up a new jive-ass poster ("Wash your hands asshole!") onto the metal cabinet doors, we use the magnetic poetry to make it better. This one has remained untouched in this form for over a year!
I still giggle at:
"Wash your stinking paws damned dirty ape. You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Hear my germs."
"Use Soap and make a proposal."
"Rub and scrub man thoroughly for 20 seconds."
"Scrub the smell off."
The Caps played really well last night, beating the Rangers in Madison Square Garden 5-3! Henry was super whiny, crying if you didn't bounce him. I spent most of the game standing in front of the TV with him. HD looks really good 18 inches from the screen.
Today is my Friday! We have Veterans Day off (Thanks for your service, all past and present! Yes, despite what you hear on talk radio, it's possible to be a liberal and not hate the military!) tomorrow, so I went ahead and took Friday too, because, hey, four-day weekend! Laura has a lot of work to do (despite not really being 100% back to work yet, and yeah, she's thrilled about that), so I will be on baby patrol.
Finally, someone posted this pic on a Tumblr site without attribution, so I'm compounding the crime by stealing it from the person who posted without giving credit. Oh well, it's not like I'm making money blogging:
Grease Fiction
(I came up with the title myself, clever boy...)
Every time HR slaps up a new jive-ass poster ("Wash your hands asshole!") onto the metal cabinet doors, we use the magnetic poetry to make it better. This one has remained untouched in this form for over a year!I still giggle at:
"Wash your stinking paws damned dirty ape. You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Hear my germs."
"Use Soap and make a proposal."
"Rub and scrub man thoroughly for 20 seconds."
"Scrub the smell off."
The Caps played really well last night, beating the Rangers in Madison Square Garden 5-3! Henry was super whiny, crying if you didn't bounce him. I spent most of the game standing in front of the TV with him. HD looks really good 18 inches from the screen.
Today is my Friday! We have Veterans Day off (Thanks for your service, all past and present! Yes, despite what you hear on talk radio, it's possible to be a liberal and not hate the military!) tomorrow, so I went ahead and took Friday too, because, hey, four-day weekend! Laura has a lot of work to do (despite not really being 100% back to work yet, and yeah, she's thrilled about that), so I will be on baby patrol.
Finally, someone posted this pic on a Tumblr site without attribution, so I'm compounding the crime by stealing it from the person who posted without giving credit. Oh well, it's not like I'm making money blogging:
Grease Fiction(I came up with the title myself, clever boy...)
# posted by smacky @ 7:36 AM 
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You should submit your HR poster to Monday Through Friday (http://work.failblog.org/). Lots of hilarious work stuff there and the poster modification will fit in quite nicely.
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