Monday, February 28, 2011
Some days it feels like my life is a "wife beater" t-shirt away from being an episode of Cops.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Blah, blah. blah...
From an interview with Justin Bieber in the latest issue of Rolling Stone:
"I really don't believe in abortion," Bieber says. "It's like killing a baby?" How about in cases of rape? "Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."
(1) Do I really want to know the average tween's opinion on abortion?
(2) Is it fair to ask him this question?
(3) Is his response a surprise to anyone?
"I really don't believe in abortion," Bieber says. "It's like killing a baby?" How about in cases of rape? "Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."
(1) Do I really want to know the average tween's opinion on abortion?
(2) Is it fair to ask him this question?
(3) Is his response a surprise to anyone?
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Neat link of the day
http://irinawerning.com/back-to-the-fut/back-to-the-future/
This guy recreates older photos with the same subjects and settings. AWESOME! Check out this one:
This guy recreates older photos with the same subjects and settings. AWESOME! Check out this one:
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Checking in
Life has been all "D-R-A-M-A" recently, but I'm still here! Hopefully things will calm down a damn bit soon and I can post random junk. Like this:
This made me laugh today:
SO DISTURBING!!!!
This made me laugh today:
SO DISTURBING!!!!
Monday, February 07, 2011
Deep breath
Cold is better. Yay.
A cold is like a serial killer in a gimp mask strangling you with a chain.
A cold is like a serial killer in a gimp mask strangling you with a chain.(This is happening today in Dick Tracy, by the way.)
Yesterday... was not my day. And it was those around me who suffered.
(1) I was changing baby's clothes and he was laying on the bed. I reached for his shirt and he jerked his head all of a sudden and I somehow popped him in the forehead with my index finger. Not like a thump against a melon, just like how you see people poke each other in the chest when they're arguing on TV sitcoms. It surprised and scared him and his eyes got huge and he started wailing. Took quite a while to calm him down, and then I discovered I actually left a little scrape on his forehead. Holy shit! It didn't bleed or anything. It just looks like a small abrasion. I'm sure it will look huge in the next photo I see of him. Talk about feeling guilty. I'm clumsy and he gets hurt.
(2) I was cleaning the kitchen and I was washing out baby bottles and putting them in the dishwasher. I grabbed one that didn't have a lid on it and poured it down the sink without thinking. Turns out it was breast milk the wife had just pumped. She was livid. I didn't do it maliciously. I just was mindlessly rinsing items and putting them in the dishwasher. She want out for a while and calmed down, but wow, she was pissed.
So hopefully the rest of this week I'll be more on my game and a little less Jerry Lewis.
Sheesh.
(1) I was changing baby's clothes and he was laying on the bed. I reached for his shirt and he jerked his head all of a sudden and I somehow popped him in the forehead with my index finger. Not like a thump against a melon, just like how you see people poke each other in the chest when they're arguing on TV sitcoms. It surprised and scared him and his eyes got huge and he started wailing. Took quite a while to calm him down, and then I discovered I actually left a little scrape on his forehead. Holy shit! It didn't bleed or anything. It just looks like a small abrasion. I'm sure it will look huge in the next photo I see of him. Talk about feeling guilty. I'm clumsy and he gets hurt.
(2) I was cleaning the kitchen and I was washing out baby bottles and putting them in the dishwasher. I grabbed one that didn't have a lid on it and poured it down the sink without thinking. Turns out it was breast milk the wife had just pumped. She was livid. I didn't do it maliciously. I just was mindlessly rinsing items and putting them in the dishwasher. She want out for a while and calmed down, but wow, she was pissed.
So hopefully the rest of this week I'll be more on my game and a little less Jerry Lewis.
Sheesh.
Friday, February 04, 2011
Friday
This stupid cold is beating my sinuses to pieces. I missed work Wednesday, went home at the halfway point yesterday, and now I'm here counting the minutes to lunch and blowing my nose every two minutes.
So, blech.
Anyway, L sent me this pic this morning. It makes things a bit better.
One silver lining to being home is that he and I have spent hours hanging out together. I can make him giggle.
So, blech.
Anyway, L sent me this pic this morning. It makes things a bit better.
One silver lining to being home is that he and I have spent hours hanging out together. I can make him giggle.
