smacky and bucky

Just had the following chat with a friend on Google chat. We've known each other for about 12 years and he lives in California now (no other background necessary):

me: how's life three hours ago?
greg: about to get shitty, i have a meeting in 4 minutes. i'll chat with you later.
me: I just had lunch. Jealous?
greg: no, i just had breakfast, bitch.
me: My day is half over. You're going to a meeting. Suck it.

If television is to be believed, women don't "banter" quite this way. They're more supportive. At least they are on Lifetime.