Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Weekend conversation
Forgot to tell this story:
Over the weekend, the wife and I were in a hardware store and I purchased a machete. It has a sharp edge on one side and a saw blade on the other. It came with a black canvas sheath. When we got home, we had this exchange:
Wife: "Why did you buy that?"
Me: "It will pay for itself."
Wife: "When?"
Me: "After I kill the first zombie."
Just an eye roll from her, but my father-in-law burst out laughing.
Over the weekend, the wife and I were in a hardware store and I purchased a machete. It has a sharp edge on one side and a saw blade on the other. It came with a black canvas sheath. When we got home, we had this exchange:
Wife: "Why did you buy that?"
Me: "It will pay for itself."
Wife: "When?"
Me: "After I kill the first zombie."
Just an eye roll from her, but my father-in-law burst out laughing.
# posted by smacky @ 9:24 AM 
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So, how big of a machete is this? From what I can tell from the zombies in Resident Evil 4 (ok, T-virus victims, same thing), you're going to need a pretty big machete if there are extra zombies around.
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