
Geez, how many times can you whack a bear, even a trained bear like Molly, until primordial instinct takes over and she just mauls and eats the guy? Guess we'll find out.

What, it's not enough that your neighbors stood up to Aldo Stalker and told him to leave you alone? Now you say "Aldo, wait!"? What the hell, Mary? This may be a case of someone secretly loving having a stalker. Excuse my language and the mental image this will evoke, but Aldo could be up for a pity lay.
# posted by smacky @ 7:42 AM