smacky and bucky

So last Tuesday I scraped the skin off my right heel. Ouch. Saturday, I was shoveling gravel into a wheelbarrow and the handle of the shovel put a huge bruise on my right thigh. Ouch again. Yesterday, I was pounding the end of an iron slat back into shape on the end of a water run-off grate with a sledgehammer, and the sledgehammer ricocheted and landed on the second biggest toe of my right foot. Ouch a third time!

Why am I so determined to injure every part of my right leg?!?

I fear for my right knee...